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November 23, 2007

In Other News

NP: Mike Keneally + Metropole Orkest, The Universe Will Provide

Okay, maybe seeing one of these stories in an e-mail newsletter from a major metropolitan daily wouldn't be too weird, but here's an excerpt from the top stories as described by yesterday's Chicago Sun-Times Headlines e-mail:

  • So who really did 'squeeze' out famous ad campaign?
  • Man shoots family's pet goat after wife refuses to buy beer
  • Drunk man runs naked on interstate
  • Treasure found in Manhattan trash

Mostly the middle two. Forget the Manhattan trash, I'm finding treasure right here in this e-mail.

UPDATE: Great googly moogly, today's is even better:

  • Burglar caught during nap
  • Swedish women campaign for right to take off bikini tops
  • Toilet use is group's top bowl

Now, if anyone needs me, I'll be in Sweden.

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