"I really think college is completely unnecessary for 80 percent of the population. Had anybody who knew anything talked to me for half an hour they could have saved me a lot of time." -- Jimmy Kimmel

First, a word about who I am not. I am not the guy in the credits of "Hard Rock Live" on VH1. I do not own a sub shop in Roscoe Village. I have not created any fonts or typefaces. I am not a real estate agent, an assistant professor in environmental sciences, nor am I a female graduate of the Illinois Institute of Technology.

I am also apparently not as unique as I thought.

Other potentially interesting things will appear here as time and motivation permit. See the links at the right for starters. I daresay you can probably figure out a lot more about me just by reading the rest of the site than anything I might say explicitly about myself.